'It's not "traffic", it's getting to enjoy a scenic drive to and from work with 2 million of your closest friends!'
Having lived in the NYC metro area for over a decade, and frequently traveling/working in the Baltimore/DC and Chicago-land, believe me, Houston does not have traffic . . . I have been happily driving all over Houston at all time of day, with what I can only call brief delays, truly a joy.
Add #HIWI to your tweet, and we'll see it!